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One day, when [*sammi*] and [Incontinence Happens] were left alone in DNT's kitchen, they decided to make pudding, and this is what resulted...
Step 1:
Root around in your cupboard and find a nice little box of pudding.
Step 2:
Dump said package into a big shiny silver bowl!
Step 3:
Get a measuring cup, and make sure it's clean…
Step 4:
Poor some milk into the measuring cup, and then into the bowl!
***Note: Milk that
isn't out of date works best.
Step 5:
Stare at it's mucky yuckiness for a bit.
Step 6:
Go and find a whisk.
Step 7:
Stir the pudding without flinging it upon your fellow cooks. ^_^
Step 8:
Put it into the fridge for 5 whole, mouth watering minutes…
...Look! McDonalds!
Step 9:
Lick the whisk clean while waiting.
Step 10:
Clean up your work area.
Step 11:
Make sure you put everything back where you found it.
Step 12:
After the five minutes, go and check on your pudding.
Step 13:
Do not drop pudding on your toe. …Or try and take a picture of the person who dropped said pudding on their toe. …They won't let you. …b/c they're stupid and evil!
Step 14:
Wash all dishes thoroughly after eating.
Step 15:
Stand triumphantly with a giant swifer rod, looking off into the distance with the air of one who is well fed.
***NOTE: Don't trip over the swiffer rod... you look really stupid after doing so...
Thank you for viewing. This Lesson has been brought to you by: [*sammi*] & [Incontinence Happens].
Photography done by: [*sammi*] ( http://www.fictionpress.com/~sammirose )& [Incontinence Happens]
Recipe by: A box
Creative Instrctions by: [Incontinence Happens] & [*sammi*]
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Steps to Making Tasty Homemade Cooking